scapecat

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

scapecat by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

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Scapecat

When you want to kill your kid and you have a can and you blame after you smother the kid

Casey Anthony realized in prison that she should have bought a cat instead.

“Man, I should gone to the pet store instead of doing all those internet searches. I could have had a scapecat.”

Scapecat by Mike TheMac June 23, 2022

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scapecat • Scapegatling

Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

Scapegatling by Quixote February 8, 2019

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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