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rhoads

A stupid fuck that drives bulldozers naked
That fucking rhoads loves being naked on his dozer
by yeeeeep December 18, 2014
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road rage

A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"

Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Roadie

A short road trip in which the sole purpose is to smoke some weed. Generally done on country roads and in less populated areas.

See also: Country Cruise
Nothing good is happening for a couple hours yet. Lets go on a roadie.
by barrybright June 20, 2011
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Road Beer

When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.

Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?
by Damien Metalwind September 27, 2008
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Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.
by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003
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Roadie

We took a couple of Roadies to drink in the car.
by dopplewangerM June 13, 2009
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road rules

an MTV show where people travel around in a crowded bus thang and complete missions for prizes and if they fail they vote sum1 off
I'm finna go watch road rules since aint nothin else on.
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