PLOME

Poor Little Ole Me.

A phrase used by old farts like me to describe people who complain about their life incessantly.

He's whining about his life again, he suffers from PLOME disease.

by Bkaye May 4, 2011

Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).

Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.

by rinktolink October 2, 2011

Player

A person who dates a guy for a while and then breaks up with the person for another guy, and breaks up with him to get back with his/her original mate. It’s like a cycle

John: My Ex-girlfriend is such a PLAYER she broke up with me for another guy, and now she wants to come back to me.

by C001u54Y February 10, 2019

Plyering

Instead of scissoring, where two vaginas are rubbing against each other in a scissor-like motion, it is when two consenting adults crush their butts together and rub their assholes together in a scissor like motion.

Wow Sarah, for the last 3 dates I‘ve been on the men have wanted to get down and do some plyering ASAP, is this like a new trend or something?

by RickieLee February 2, 2020

Plope

Pleasantly dope

Marshmallows are plope!

by Nuttiestlord April 4, 2021

Slit Player

1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.

I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Dynasty Player

Referring to someone who has mastered the art of doing nothing and making the work look incredibly laborious.

Man 1: Tommy is such a Dynasty Player!
Man 2: I wish I could get away with surfing the web, drinking coffee, and reading newspaper allday long blah blah blah...

by MastaFarma January 29, 2009