couch tough

The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019
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Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
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Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.
Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 16, 2014
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couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
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Couch Cock

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.
"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."
by TerryWanEye September 01, 2019
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couch novel

someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!
jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!
by karait twirl April 07, 2009
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finesse from the couch

Finesse from the couch

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks”
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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