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menstrous

(adj.) having the ugly or frightening behaviour often attributed to "monsters" manifested by women when experiencing PMS.

The extrinsic-origin of the word is to be found in Slavic languages where "monstrum" stands for "monster", and so a noun of this word (a lady in PMS) would therefore be a "menstrum".
Selena threw her menstrous look at him and in it he could see all the fearful wretchedness of a wild animal captured.
by T-Error November 28, 2016
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menstrualphobia

When someone fears everything having to do with a woman's menstrual cycle (most occurring in men).
Barbara had sent her husband to CVS for tampons but his menstrualphobia made him run passed the aisle as if he had forgotten.

Barbara was a horny dog on her period, but her husband had erectile dysfunction from his menstrualphobia.
by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016
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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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Månstrånk

The Swedish expression “tråk måns”, but backwards.
Person 1: “Öhh Skaru mä pån bärts ele?”
Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”
by Dragonlordslayer69 January 8, 2022
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Green Monster

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
by Chut up July 20, 2008
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monster massive

Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."
by Shani Lyric November 10, 2007
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Monster of Love

Originally a Sparks song (eaten by the Monster of Love) "Monster of Love" is a personification of love, being represeted as a monster that eats people up, and spits out people with all the cliche signs of being in love (doey eyes, big grins etc.)
It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes
Sick sickly smiles
It just isn't right

And my father said "don't worry, son"
But look at him, he should have run
Eaten by the monster of love
by Here Kitty April 20, 2009
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