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matharchod

Who have illegal relation with one's mom.
stifler is a matharchod, in fact grand matherchod
by onestop May 9, 2008
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bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
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math

A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.
"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."
by Arelle Arghee January 12, 2009
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is math simple

No.
Kid: Is math simple?
Mom: Absolutley!
*5 min later*
Kid: MATH ISN'T SIMPLE!!
by agal_tailwhp January 7, 2021
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Matej

Matej is extra-fancy person that only drinks Voss and Fiji bottle water. He is total anti-peasant and is mean to every peasant.
Oh look at him, he drinks Voss, he is a real Matej.
by YUGO BITCH January 3, 2019
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math class

The only class where you can pay roughly 0% of your attention span and get a 99 or so for a grade.
I have learned nothing in math class since 6th grade.
by Fugerko.? January 1, 2004
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Kosong Math

Math titles that come with zero hints and solutions, which is usually a no-no or put-off even for above-average students, who want to study the solutions of brain-unfriendly questions to hone their mathematical problem-solving skills—“kosong” is the Malay word for zero.
It’s not surprising that no matter how creative or fertile the math questions in some kosong math books are, few teachers, much less parents or homeschoolers, are attracted to buying them, which is a double blow for both authors and publishers, which ought to know better that zero solutions often translates into low or no sales.
by MathPlus July 15, 2021
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