Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:
-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock
-Someone who fondles the cock
-Someone who loves the cock
-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)
-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock
-Someone who fondles the cock
-Someone who loves the cock
-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the cock knocker mug.an adolescent who rings a doorbell in anticipation that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping balls
Old Man McGinty: We got a tommy knocker round these parts. I swear if i get chance I'll blow his head clean off his fuckin' shoulders
by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004
Get the Tommy Knocker mug.An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.
by boblmao2 August 1, 2009
Get the Hob Knocker mug.Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.
by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011
Get the knock a buzzard off a shit wagon mug.Noun: (1) anus filled with semen, typically of a prostitute, unfaithful woman, or gold digger.
(2) a derrogotory term for an unfaithful woman, or a gold digger.
(2) a derrogotory term for an unfaithful woman, or a gold digger.
(1) After we were finished she sat, letting her kleck leak onto the floor.
(2) That kleck stole 35,000$ from me right before sleeping with my brother.
(2) That kleck stole 35,000$ from me right before sleeping with my brother.
by Keybladealvin November 30, 2015
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Get the knocker mug.A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.
Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
by Danny Danger July 20, 2010
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