.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9. by Adujasty343 August 26, 2025

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

car keys 

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?

Bruh the fucking mexican bitch stole that avetard's car keys.

car keys by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

Skeleton Keying by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keystrokes

In normal circumstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard.

However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.

It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.

*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.

-Any hentai picture.-

Anon1- KEYSTROKES

Anon2- Keystrokes keystrokes keystrokes

Anon3- Fapfapfapfap

Keystrokes by InqAlice December 11, 2011