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Jordan (girl) 

Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.
Omg Jordan (girl) is so nice

ya she's so pretty
Jordan (girl) by iamthesmratest November 6, 2019
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Jordan Capri 

Porn star from Alberta, Canada. Real name is Lori Bazzil. Now Retired
Jordan Capri is a porn star born in San Diego.
Jordan Capri by MagnumC October 8, 2009
A stunning famous english glamour model with very large boobs, has appeared in Playboy and I'm a celebrity get me out of here (british reality TV program)
Jordan: Woman with large boobs and a mouth to match.
Jordan by Muse Fan July 6, 2006
An average guy, usually found on the city streets looking for MILFS.
Prefers woman atleast 20 years older ( see definition milf ) Known in Amsterdam and surroundings as the milf hunter.
He is a cult hero in Amsterdam and definitely earned his flags with older woman.
Jordy ( 'milfhunter' ) is supposedly the author of the books:

Simple pickup: Milf edition, the milfs bible and many more.

Some say he wrote the bible on hitting up with older woman.

Some say he doesn't even excist.

But if you ever see a glimpse of the milfhunter. hide your mom, and make sure she doesn't fall victim of his schemes.
'Hey i saw your mom with this young lad earlier today i managed to take a picture'
oh my god, its the milfhunter
'what? oh jordy'
bloody hell we better talk to her.
Jordy by AmsterdamCultHeroes November 25, 2013

Crossing Jordan 

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.
Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!
Crossing Jordan by Petra April 13, 2005

Jordan Peterson 

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
Jordan Peterson by Gjord August 15, 2022

Jordan Gwinn 

the biggest dick in myrtle beach. also see baby arm
Me: Haha, I heard that Katie Walton bitch got her serve of the baby arm.

Friend: Haha, yeah. I haven't seen her in a while...

*Jordan Gwinn appears*
Jordan Gwinn by :D. August 7, 2009