Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer

That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.

by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013

I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.

“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”

by Plumb2 February 25, 2019

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Dirty Jacob

Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away

You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her

by King82 June 19, 2020

Jack Sparrow

The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!

"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"

by Willoth November 23, 2003

Taliban Jack

A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban

God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?

by Steven Badger December 15, 2008

Jacknicholsophobia

The Intense fear of Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, due to his goulish voice, and serial killer appearance. Qften causes lack of sleep.

(man)> I just watched "Anger Management", now nightmares make me restless, and i wake up screaming in a cold sweat.
(man)>whats wrong with me doc?
(Doctor)> Im quite sure you suffer from Jacknicholsophobia. Im going to prescribe you some lunesta, but the best cure is to just shoot yourself because he will always haunt your dreams.

by CHoulBAMF08 August 17, 2007