god of horses

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”

by lord and saviour July 7, 2021

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless

get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

give water to the horses

Going to pee

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses

by skidiby August 19, 2024

All My Heroes Are Cornballs

the craziest, most experimental, extravagant, psychedelic, unique, sexiest, amazing, rawest, nihilistic, liberalist, most bat-shit insane mess of a hip-hop album to ever bless your ears

peggyphan420: "yo man have you heard of All My Heroes Are Cornballs?"
homosexualman69: "yea dawg, that shit changed my life."

by peggysshittykeyboard September 16, 2023

Get the horses out

Another way for the younger generation to say “playing with yourself” or “jerking off”

Ill come over in a minute, just let me get the horses out

by Grohium March 25, 2024

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025