Handycopes

A guy/ or girl who thinks they are the ultimate programmer; studies algorithms all day long and high level software development decisions (like what software library to use), but doesn't actually do any real world software development, or coding.

They think that because they once built a Tkinter app; they can compete with Terry A. Davis.

They believe that the ultimate apex of a software developer is to implement the binary search algorithm and if a software developer is unable to implement the binary search algorithm that they have no business being a software developer.

Perhaps this attempt to discuss high level software development is because they are procrastinating writing code.

Handycopes: Have you heard about this awesome new GitHub Co-opilot AI that writes for loops for you.
Software Developer: ur handycoping rn bro, just code bro ur hanycoping..

by Software Developer July 1, 2021

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cum hanky

A Hanky or Handkerchief that is used frequently for masturbation.

damn Mandy is so fuckin'hot - I need to shoot a big load into my cum hanky

by hankie cuma March 17, 2008

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Royal Handshake

Circa 2009, term meaning handjob. Coined by one, Joshua Hunter Eflin.

"My crown jewels are getting cold. They need that Royal Handshake to warm them up."

by BJKH June 5, 2009

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City Hangover

The unpleasant emotional effects resulting from visiting a large city, and then returning to rural or suburban life.

Side effects often include depression, boredom, and general life-reevaluation.

Especially prevalent when visiting friends who have moved into the city for jobs or school, in result making you feel like you are doing nothing with your life.

Sally: "Hey! Welcome back! You want to get drinks tonight?"

Jack: "Nah.. I think I need to go home and rethink my life. NYC gave me a really bad City Hangover."

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Lucy: "I think I'm having a city hangover. I visited Caroline last week in the city and she's got all her shit together, and I'm stuck here in this ol' town. I feel so feeble."

by JayPetey January 5, 2011

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Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

by msand419 October 20, 2012

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