Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

DUTERTE

President of PH
Crimes against humanity
Fake drug war
Corruption in the time of pandemic
Red tagging
Chinese lapdog

Duterte is a bad president

by Nana forever May 30, 2022

Dutch Spray-painting

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

by A.D.N. July 12, 2022

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

Popcorn Dutch

Name given to a person who is stuck up and/or chubby.

I hate Amy, she's a popcorn dutch.

by pupples January 6, 2009

Screaming Dutch Oven

a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.

Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.

by Gasengenuity February 19, 2011

Slurry duty

Attending court for an alcohol related charges such as DUI charges or drunk in public charges.

Dude 1:"Hey man, how long you gonna be without a license?"
Drunk Driver: "I'll find out Monday. That's when I gotta go court for slurry duty."

by ODavid March 15, 2011