by spencer's dad September 25, 2005
Get the nose diving mug.It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.
by Loki June 10, 2003
Get the Diversity mug.Damn she is Divani!
by Grunge.com May 4, 2021
Get the divani mug.(n) A simple but effective method for breaking up with a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse.
To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.
Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.
The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.
To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.
Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.
The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.
Guy #1: Janet divorced me.
Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?
Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.
Guy #3: Janet's single?
Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?
Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.
Guy #3: Janet's single?
by Vooch June 18, 2010
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Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.
by Zoist September 13, 2005
Get the muff dive mug.When a girlfriend or potential girlfriend consciously decides to be really high-maintenance and a pain in the ass just so they can sound all "If you can't deal with me, then you ain't right for me" sassy n shit.
X: Hey man, why you look so bummed?
Y: My girlfriend is being so fucking bitchy lately, but I think she's doing it on purpose. She wasn't a bitch before.
X: Looks like she's got the Diva Complex. There's no hope for your sorry ass.
Y: My girlfriend is being so fucking bitchy lately, but I think she's doing it on purpose. She wasn't a bitch before.
X: Looks like she's got the Diva Complex. There's no hope for your sorry ass.
by Blender Fuck July 24, 2011
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"he went heskey to ronaldo in 1 second, he's rolling around like a lil diver"
"he went heskey to ronaldo in 1 second, he's rolling around like a lil diver"
by carbonationmaterial November 22, 2015
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