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Clocking

The sound one's balls make when slapping against their thighs
Rajesh came clocking down the stairs after a hot shower.
by Kittykat99 November 24, 2016
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chocked

Wow! Liam really chocked on Jimmy's cock last night
by meatymember November 23, 2016
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Chocker

Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.
Tracy is a bit of a chocker at the weekend. She goes to this club called Jillys rockworld.
by enigmacrypt April 12, 2009
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Clock Crew

Clock Crew 1337 group of flash animators spreading the loef all around!!
Clock Crew > You
by Chocolate Orange Clock October 9, 2003
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beat the clock

"beat the clock" is when u're outside home....and u really need to take a dump.thus u start running fuckin fast cause u definitely need a bathroom(i prefer running home,in that case it's true the saying "HOME SWEET HOME :) ) trying to be there before it'll be too late....oh yeah belive me u'll run!!!!!

GIO
like in the movie FORREST GUMP....he started running cause he had to beat the clock.....RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

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by GIO-ita January 25, 2007
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Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet
Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019
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robot alarm clock

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!
by lunar April 4, 2003
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