Crusty

1. Very Ugly
2. Having Much Acne
3. Having Lots Of Ash

"SO CRUSTY! Get some lotion!"

by The very short one of all May 22, 2016

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Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

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the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.

guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms

by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021

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crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018

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crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

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Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

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