crank

A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.

That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.

by Tom LaBelle June 11, 2006

Cranbrook B.C.

Well known as a terrible town to live, you probably got stuck here when your parents spent all their money on crack and couldn't leave, if you're a teenager you're probably doing drugs by the age of 11, the parties are terrible and everyone in this town are either faggots, junkies, or have some sort of mental disability. People here probably shouldn't have kids.

Either way, do not come to Cranbrook. You'll regret it and waste your money. People who are reading this are probably in Cranbrook, so please, MOVE AWAY.

Cranbrook B.C. is the worst place you could live in Canada.

by BryFuckingWroteThis October 23, 2018

Crank Dat Snow White

One Women...Seven Midgets...Covered in Thousand Island Dressing.

Cherokee wanted to crank dat Snow White but she realized he only had Six Midgets and Raspberry Vinegarette Dressing.

by Jose Van Swichinghaugen April 4, 2008

international day of the cranky c*nt

A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.

Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt

by Lord Anti-Hackgab September 15, 2009

Crankenstein

Someone who is especially cranky.

My husband is a Crankenstein in the morning.

by Elise Annie Johnson June 18, 2006

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005

Crank

A combination of crying and wanking.
A self pitying act where one finds pleasure by wanking.

Person A : Dude you got rejected !
Person B : I'm gonna go home and crank now.

by Beeanie October 26, 2010