cletch

A combination of the words "clench" and "clutch". Used to describe someone clutching in FPS games while butt clenching.

Oh my god, I was cletching because I was so nervous

by anonymous September 16, 2024

Cutch

The act of simultaneously being a cunt and a bitch...

Well you're quite the cutch today...

by OneRanger5 April 29, 2024

crutch

When someone is always hanging out with somebody always needs to be beside them. Like a significant other

Why is Echo always right next to choices
Choices crutch!!

by Blue toaster May 10, 2024

clatchy

when a poo is very sticky

fucking hell ive just been for a massive shit, it was so clatchy it took half a roll of toilet roll and 3 flushes

by rikishiphatu May 21, 2024

Cütchenhüs

Verb. Bastardized Swedish: eating one's dinner on the couch while watching a serialized television program, such as "House MD". Any series may be substituted for this purpose, so long as there are enough episodes to establish it as a long term routine.

Husband: "Dinner is ready."
Wife: "Shall we cütchenhüs?"
Husband: "Yes. I have been looking forward to a good cütchenhüs all day."

by D-Spec88 May 21, 2024

Clitch

When a woman has an itchy Vagina or clit.

She keeps scratching her vagina so she must have the clitch.

by Heatherball lecture June 8, 2024

Crutchmaxxing

A comedic term coined by the incel community laughing at ridiculous lengths will men go for sex, due to females being extremely picky

Crutchmaxxing basically means someone has tried to get a limb lengthening procedure, to increase their height because females like height, but they're now in crutches because of bad surgeons; and their leg is fucked up

It highlights the fact that surgery isn't always guaranteed to work and it's laughed at to in a way warn men that they're taking a huge risk when they're paying so much for not just their body to change but if it goes wrong they can never walk again

Dude is now crutchmaxxing, his legs absolutely cooked, he looks even worse than before

by CorporalCorpses June 25, 2024