1. n. a period of time that feels like an extended hug. Often involving tea, blankets and telly.
2. v. to cutch ie to spend time in a state of hug.
A cutch can stop a fettle being a bad thing.
Waster: Aaah man I'm ruined. I think I'm gonna get a fettle on the go.
Saviour:Don't sweat it, lady. I feel the need for a cutch.
Noun
a vegetable extract containing tannin, esp. one (also catechu) obtained from the heartwood of an Indian acacia tree, used chiefly for tanning and dyeing. • The chief source of this is Acacia catechu, family Leguminosae.
ORIGIN late 17th cent.: modern Latin, from Malay kacu. Compare with cachou .
A Cutch can be described as that littleannoyingmunchkin that appears now and then in you worst nightmares. This type of Cutch is a shit-disturber at most and should be approached with extreme caution.
Anthony: that Mike M is a real shit-disturber,
Greg: better call him Cutch
Anthony: good Idea Mike M: hey guys
All: AHHHH HIDE YOUR CHILDREN
Derived from the words "cunt" and "bitch" to describe someone who is clearly the epitome of both. However, it should not be used as lightly as either. This term is only for those certain people who reach a new level of bitchiness that just cannot be expressed by any other word.
I don't think I've ever met anyone who pisses me off like that fucking cutch!!