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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkleface dog

A dog with a puckered face that always looks concerned due to the breeds it's mixed with, or a dog that's a Sharpei or Pug. They always look concerned, and it's the cutest thing ever!
My dog is a wrinkleface dog. He's so cute!!!
by Failurebitch May 16, 2025
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wanklet

A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.
“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”

“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
by MC McCancel June 12, 2025
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Wanklebagger

A person that enjoys fondling old goat balls.
Man, that old farmer sure is a wanklebagger.
by Lucas Temperate September 7, 2025
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Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.
That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.
by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025
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WANKLEETIOUS

May I be excused from the table, I am feeling wankleetious.
by Benjasop Browntownsendjamin September 17, 2025
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Wonkle Schponk

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!
by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025
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