twat swatter 

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

twat swatter by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat Termites 

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

Twat Termites by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

Twat Swatter by t89472 August 30, 2010

twat-dryer 

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.

In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.

twat-dryer by GUADD October 7, 2010

Twat Dropping

1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.

2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.

1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"

2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"

Twat Dropping by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010

Twat flapper 

a girl that has a roast beef vagina so bad that you want to put mayo and swiss cheese on it and call it a sandwhich

that bitch is such a twat flapper she better open her own subway

Twat flapper by sakt69 February 24, 2011

Twat-stain

1. The signature red stain on a girl's undergarments.
2. Anyone and everyone who you do NOT like.

1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!

Twat-stain by xPedobearz April 28, 2011