american toilet

the new Green Day CD

piss on it

shit on it

and call it Good Charlotte

worst Green Day CD ever made

by green day shit themselves September 28, 2004

Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.

Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...

by Coldmud December 3, 2004

toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008

fuck toilet

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.

"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"

by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008

pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

by Jenetty the Yetty June 3, 2007

Toilet Man

A person dressed up as a toilet in the annual 4th of July parade. Featured since never.

My favorite float in the parade was the on with the Toilet Man.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007