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teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best
by muusbolla January 13, 2009
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Telephone Park

Officially AT&T Park, and formerly Pacific Bell and SBC Park. An open-air baseball stadium located in the Southeast section of downtown San Francisco, right next to the Bay. Home to the SF Giants, who everybody knows are better than the LA Dodgers.

Opened on March 31, 2000, it is accessible by Muni and Caltrain. Known for splash hits, views of the Bay and the Bay Bridge, and for all the records Barry Bonds broke there. It will also host the 2007 MLB All-Star Game.

Known as "Telephone Park" or "The Phone Booth" for its constant name changes of telephone corporations. Another name would be "May's Field" after Wille Mays.
I'm going to Telephone Park to watch the Giants crush those dirty LA Dodgers.
by bayareaninja November 15, 2006
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tell me about it

Said when talking about something you've experienced.
I hate when he does this.
Tell me about it.
by krisk July 11, 2012
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Television

Don't eat everything you see in television
by oldemberg May 12, 2014
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You wanna tell me why!

An antecedent denoting importance or necessarily increased emphasis to a story. Term tends to prepare the listener for a significantly strong dose of any of the following emotional states: irony, tragedy, exhaustion, surprise, embarrassment, or frustration.
You wanna tell me why I got accosted by a homeless guy and pretended like I was deaf AND mute so that he wouldn't hit me up for money!
by Dee Hill February 18, 2005
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Don't tell me not

When someone tells you something you already know is wrong. Or when somebody tells you that you can't do something.

Country Slang.
Your team didn't win the game last night, "Don't tell me not I already seen it."
by Gloria Beth March 9, 2008
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televizzle

televizzle means television
I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.
by Michael December 6, 2003
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