Energy tech is where mad fake niggas go and mad dirty 145 kids go. Niggas jack they bout it but never do nothing. And mad ed kids go there.
by 〽️🅱️Smallz November 9, 2019
Get the energy tech mug.Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
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"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021
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by niggers.blackie January 21, 2022
Get the national nike tech day mug.A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :
1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010
Get the eastern tech mug.Someone who is confused, not in a normal state of mind. They have a weird obsession with things that buzz. They are commonly found in the suburbs of Atlanta...On occasion they roam from there domain, but immediatly have to return in order to survive. Life expectancy is only 4 to 10 years. They can be recognized by the familiar dawg bites on their tail.
by Dawg Fan May 6, 2006
Get the Ga Tech Fan mug.A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.
We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.
by twistednick December 28, 2009
Get the ego tech mug.college where the biggest massacre in American History occurred on april 16, 2007 at Virginia Tech. An asian kid came in and killed 33 students with two pistols, effectively destroying the previous record of 13 kills by the two kids at Columbine (who has rifles, mind you).
Much speculation was put upon why he would do such a thing, with many officials, parents, and politicians blaming video games such as DOOM and Starcraft(FPSes can be ruled out because of the vicious way he killed his victims, lining them all up and shooting them executioner-style as opposed to a straight no-bullshit shooting. as for starcraft, thats probably just cause he's korean kekekeke), college standards of application, and 4chan.org, where he allegedly posted. Irrefutably proves that asian kids can outdo anyone else in anything given they study for it long enough.
Much speculation was put upon why he would do such a thing, with many officials, parents, and politicians blaming video games such as DOOM and Starcraft(FPSes can be ruled out because of the vicious way he killed his victims, lining them all up and shooting them executioner-style as opposed to a straight no-bullshit shooting. as for starcraft, thats probably just cause he's korean kekekeke), college standards of application, and 4chan.org, where he allegedly posted. Irrefutably proves that asian kids can outdo anyone else in anything given they study for it long enough.
shooter: Oh no! i rost my carcurator! I'm rearry mad! (takes out two pistols and systematically commits the largest shooting ever on american soil)
Virginia Tech students: whew, at least i didnt have to take my 5th period test.
news: sure he wasnt a spearchucker? damn, didnt think he had it in him..
shooter: How do i shot crassmates?, VA Tech just kicked in yo, this must be my RUCKY DAY!!, etc etc...
Virginia Tech students: whew, at least i didnt have to take my 5th period test.
news: sure he wasnt a spearchucker? damn, didnt think he had it in him..
shooter: How do i shot crassmates?, VA Tech just kicked in yo, this must be my RUCKY DAY!!, etc etc...
by machineofwar December 25, 2008
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