splashtistic

Someone who is employed at Splish Splash water park LI NY, who is absolutely obsessed with the place. Wears Splish Splash merch on the daily, says "Splashtastic" every day, and listens to Splash Jams in their car full blast. Addicted to chlorinated pools, wearing crocs, and shitty tan lines.

Whoa, the summer is over and that girl is still wearing her Splish Splash uniform? Does she ever stop saying "Splashtastic?" She must be splashtistic.

by KaityLady January 23, 2020

splazmoid

Someone of low intellect often considered to be less important and or retarded

Jay you fucking splazmoid you came yourself again, dirty gimp

by Wipedwankeronthaket February 9, 2020

SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you

Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me

by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020

splaymate

A "willing" chick who always assumes da spread-eagled position whenever you want it.

I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.

by QuacksO February 26, 2020

Spasm

A surprise orgasm !

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising

by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020

Spasmatron

A word used to describe someone or something when they do something that’ll make them look like massive idiot

A boy has just ran straight into a glass window, what a spasmatron!

by Vickosaur June 2, 2020

Splash

Term used to describe spending money/cash on something or someone

“carry on being loyal baby, ima splash on you”

“I just done shopping and splashed hella racks”

by 2020shiii April 8, 2020