To Go Kill Some Hitlers

Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".

Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.

Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.

Me: Ok.

Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"

by shark1669661 September 16, 2010

getting some dome

Getting a old fashion blow job

Friend: what are you doing
Me: getting some dome
Girl: it taste great

by sparky0004 January 14, 2017

and then I totally stabbed some guy

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

eat some fuck

A directive given to someone in anger or displeasure

oh, why don't you just eat some fuck, asshole!

by Woody Thomas January 1, 2009

get rid of some beer

taking a leak, during or after a long night of drinking.

Excuse me, I need to get rid of some beer. That tree behind the keg looks like a good spot.

by ricky roma October 10, 2003

you need some milk

Just something to say randomly...

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!

by FieryButter May 10, 2016

Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".

(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007