tanning sock

putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.

i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting

by k-mads March 25, 2008

Alaskan Gym Sock

(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.

"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"

"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."

by Captain Doodie Diggler MD May 5, 2009

hollywood sock

the leg bracelet worn by someone who's under house arrest

Darnell: Ay bruh you want watch Scarface at my place tonight?

Tito: Sorry i can't. If I go that far my hollywood sock will beep and the heat will get me.

by D-Bay May 2, 2008

Knee Sock

A sophisticated garment of clothing involving a complex set of colors and intuition. They are worthing of being worshipped, and are NOT to be confused with calve socks. Also should not be confused with leg warmers.

Common examples of knee socks are found in Sailor Fuku outfit or common girl's japanese uniforms.

by Raikun December 9, 2008

soggy sock

when you jizz in your best mates sock

'oh have you seen bob limpin???'
yeh thats cos i soggy socked that muther hubbered

by slippery digit April 3, 2010

gym sock

You stick the open end of a sock up a girls butt, she takes a dump...you pull it out and slap her in the face with it.

When we got done I gave her the gym sock.

by ADS CLM December 17, 2007

never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016