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never put a sock in a toaster
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If you put a sock in a
toaster
, you're dogs tail will
catch on
fire as it Craps
all over
your carpet
Must
never
put a sock in a
toaster
.
never put a sock in a toaster
by
TheOnlyBrofessor
May 6, 2016
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