rubber stamp

dipping the underside of one's fully erect penis in chocolate, then having a female lie down. then pulling the penis up towards the stomach area and with spring action slap the underside of one's penis on the female's forehead and press down on it as if you were using a rubber stamp.

Dude, I gave Tina a rubber stamp last night, that shit was the tits.

by Ron Trimm June 22, 2008

rubberband man

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004

Rubberband

Another acronym that submariner's use, similar to FTN and PAPERCLIP Used to display one's disgruntled, jaded attitude towards Big Navy's disregard for an individual's (mainly junior sailor's) well-being.

Stands for:

Remember
Underway
Bullshit
Brings
Everyone
Regret
Be
A
Non-reenlisting
Dude

Khaki: What's with the rubberband?
Blueshirt: Oh this? Uhh... I didn't realize I still had it
Khaki: You've had it on your wrist for almost all of WestPac
Blueshirt: ...

by Dirty Blueshirt June 9, 2008

Rubberducking

It is a term for ball tapping. It is also used to describe the act of slapping a woman's breast to inflict pain. When one does either one of these action they must scream out Rubber Duck or Rubber Ducked. The first person to ever ball tap someone under the new name was NK from Pennsylvania at about 4:30 p.m. The first time a breast was slapped under the name was about 10 min. later by a KP from the same state. (Caution: Check local and international law before performing Rubberducking as it may violate them. Rubberducking may cause cancer. Please Rubberduck responsibly and enjoy.)

Person 1: Come here I have a present.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: "slap" RUBBERDUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: PAIN
Person 3: That was some amazing Rubberducking!!!!!!!!!

by rubberduck madien April 26, 2011

rubber-band

a band whose members include nothing but contortionists

yo that new bands a f@#$%^& rubber-band

by T.K May 13, 2008

rubberband

1) a pink rubber thingy.

2) a weapon of mass destruction.

1) Tie them up with this rubberband.

2) Don't flick that rubberband at me, you shit-eyed cock master!

by J Mizzle December 23, 2003

rubber guzzler

A girl, or man for that matter, who sucks out the cum from a condom after intercourse or foreplay.

Damn, that bitch is a great rubber guzzler!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009