piano racist

People that only play the white keys on the piano.

Person 1: "What's your favorite scale?"
Person 2: "Personally, I like playing in A mino-"
Person 1: "YOU PIANO RACIST BIGOT"

by TheSlappingZebra February 25, 2019

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Space Racist

Someone who is biased against empty space or a xenophobe.

If you don’t like warehouses, I’ll declare you a space racist.

by Pessimistic_Urbanizer May 28, 2018

hidden racist

Hidden racists are defined by people's last secret frontier for racial tolerance proximity-that is of a sexual nature. Although, a person may be okay with other people have interacial relationships, but they themselves will never. They may be talk the talk, but will never walk the walk of actual racial equality. When it comes to sexual selection, people are actually all mostly hidden racists.

As a hidden racist, Jenny will never date Asians, because she thinks their dicks are too small.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Bird Racist

Just as it sounds, a bird racist is someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species based on the fact that they are birds.

She was so rude to my parrot, I think she might be a bird racist.

by the lesbian next door :) April 24, 2021

Self-racist

When an individual consciously or unconsciously ousts themselves or says somethings self deprecating in a racially charged fashion. This more often times than not is unfortunately due to lots of childhood trauma associated with racist microaggressions and not being properly stood up for nor helped. This phenomenon is extremely common amongst generations that grow up in the “I’m not racist but “world of yesteryear. in other words, chances were pretty slim for a child to get proper help from an adult when being made fun of for their race. Some individuals coped with this problem via internalizing the messaging around them and succumbing to the messaging from both adults and children alike, that “Jimmy is just joking “, leading them to believe that their gut instincts about this being offensive is just them being oversensitive, as this is a fairly common response to consistent violation of boundaries in general.

Not everyone who has experienced such trauma end up re-projecting the ideologies incidentally used against them, but the definition of someone who is being self racist and someone, due to these traumas, develop the maladaptive coping mechanism of “going along with it “so to speak. childhood bullying sucks.

Samantha says a lot of self-racist jokes. I don’t think she realizes it but, it makes me really insecure about myself.

A lot of twitch streamers make self-racist jokes while live. It’s unfortunate they feel that they have to do this to feel excepted.

by The brick wall on Main Street August 17, 2022

Occam’s Racist

When someone claims to be a person of color, but espouses white supremacist beliefs. The explanation with the fewest sssumptions, and thus most likely the correct one per Occam’s razor, is that the person is actually just white and racist.

I know he said he was black, but all of his posts in /r/the_donald make me think he’s white, per Occam’s racist.

by climbandmaintain August 31, 2018