Daylight Savings Mind 

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

Daylight Savings Mind by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.

"There are WMDs in Iraq",

Jedi mind trick by j/k January 19, 2004

A Mind Beating 

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"

Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating

A Mind Beating by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Ascended Mind 

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.

Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.

Ascended Mind by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011

Warrior Mind 

Crystal clear focus of mind through matter that allows the absolute full physical expression of your deepest imagination

She is always at her best flying above the class she leads because of her warrior mind

Warrior Mind by beemo January 4, 2012

y'mind 

A combination of "you" and "mind"; a shorter way of saying "you mind".

There's the saying y'know for "you know"
So there'll be a saying for "you mind"

"Hey, Jacob! Y'mind loading this tire in the trunk?"

y'mind by GirlPower777 December 24, 2013

Agile Mind and chill 

When you have sex while working on your math homework on Agile Mind.

Guy 1: Come over to my house so we can work on our homework.

Guy 2: Can we Agile Mind and chill?

Guy 1: Hell ya.

Agile Mind and chill by Xx.rose222 September 11, 2016