judo proscuitto

a sexual act; when one uses their hands to karate chop a womans abnormally large labia from side to side for pleasure. usually performed during foreplay.

"leah had the saggiest twat. i was gonna go down on her but then i just decided to stick with the judo proscuitto."

by erin brooke January 6, 2008

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Judging Vagina

A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen to be worthy or not. If not the judging vagina shall bite it off, feeling no pity or reluctancy. If he who sticks his "junketh" into thy judging vagina be deemed worthy he will be introduced to a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by human kind. Unfortunately know one knows how the judging vagina judges, so bone at your own risk.

Dude #1: Hey bro did you hear about Jethroe?
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.

by Bucknasty25 September 25, 2008

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Judgefull

A word made up to mean to be judgemental of someone, usually by those people who have lived in dark cupboards all their lives and never knew the actual word is 'judgemental'.

Stop staring at me over the counter with your judgefull eyes.

by Sare87 September 18, 2011

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