A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009
Get the HAM COMA! mug. A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank
Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010
Get the ham spankedmug. "Roast ham" = spanked ass. Documented use of the term "roast my ham" to mean "spank my ass" dates to 1959, with the connotation of a violent spanking of the female ass.
by Loren Zabot March 24, 2007
Get the roast hammug. 1st verb
To fuck someone hard and to go deep in the pussy with a dick. In other words to destroy the ass.
The 2nd verb
to go hard on something
To fuck someone hard and to go deep in the pussy with a dick. In other words to destroy the ass.
The 2nd verb
to go hard on something
1st verb: Big Gendji fucked her til her teeth slam gave her deep ham
2nd verb: I went ham on that trach
2nd verb: I went ham on that trach
by big gendji May 28, 2019
Get the Deep Hammug. Mammoth mammories.
by Joseph Brenner March 24, 2008
Get the Gwaltney hamsmug. by l3ahlives4br3akdowns October 27, 2010
Get the Going hammug. by refriedwhiskey July 22, 2009
Get the ham doctormug.