roast ham

An older expression referring to a spanking, from street slang of the mid-1900s.

"Roast ham" = spanked ass. Documented use of the term "roast my ham" to mean "spank my ass" dates to 1959, with the connotation of a violent spanking of the female ass.

by Loren Zabot March 24, 2007

Gwaltney hams

Mammoth mammories.

Look that ho has a huge set of Gwaltney hams

by Joseph Brenner March 24, 2008

Salty Ham

Ham that was prepared by a woman who would salt fish from the dead sea.

Your fag son isn't bringing any salty ham into this house!

by Dylar February 13, 2009

HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.

Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!

by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009

Deep Ham

1st verb
To fuck someone hard and to go deep in the pussy with a dick. In other words to destroy the ass.

The 2nd verb

to go hard on something

1st verb: Big Gendji fucked her til her teeth slam gave her deep ham
2nd verb: I went ham on that trach

by big gendji May 28, 2019

Going ham

Verb. To go crazy, all out, like a bro.

Did you see Abby going ham at the show lastnight? Yeah the finch always goes ham.

by l3ahlives4br3akdowns October 27, 2010

ham doctor

Future slang for a really, really, shockingly nasty sex act.

"Dude, if she'll let you be the ham doctor, marry her!"

by refriedwhiskey July 22, 2009