Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.

Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.

by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011

free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.

Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.

by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

free ipad

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.

12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*

by calipali February 16, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015