schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
by Fausnaught April 07, 2015
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Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 06, 2016
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Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin
by Sloppy Dave Bob August 04, 2022
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FAP

Flat a** p***y - You ain't got a WAP for sure
"Look! Samantha is trying to do the WAP, the only thing I see it a FAP haha!"

"That's a FAP, FAP,FAP now get a pump and some helium, that's a FAP FAP FAP"
by bella-chanel September 10, 2020
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Fap

A bad gambling bet placed for fun
I fapped $250 betting against Jake Paul
by DarbyTheGambler April 20, 2021
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Fap

Andrew, Cayley, Jess, Kris, Lincoln and Tom: "Let's all FAP together!"
by logly July 13, 2019
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fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates
by minecrap55 February 15, 2017
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