Alaskan Jelly Fart

the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.

we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.

by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012

doodoo fart

Doodoo fart is a common phrase on TikTok.

Mom: What does this button do?
Kid: Please do not push the button!
Mom: *Pushes button*
Random guy: Doodoo fart.

by krussystinky March 16, 2020

brain-fart

A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.

"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."

by Fish October 15, 2004

fart resin

The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.

The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting flatus. His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.

by Bjergen April 23, 2007

fartattack

Verb
A sickness in which a person, usually a Faraz, in which a person farts nonstop until diarrhea comes out.

Holy crap, Faraz just had a major fartattack during Spanish class.

by Waxley1337 August 3, 2009

Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.

"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."

by bean_eater February 9, 2010

Ball Fart

When you squeeze your asscheeks together while farting, the air is focred downward and through the side of your balls. Awesome noise.

Hey dude, you wanna have a Ball Fart contest?

by Themadhatter October 17, 2003