crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008

Sad eating

Someone who is secretly insecure about themselves and eats when they are sad. Sad eating is a subtle disorder that people commonly say isnt. Sad eating is pretty much for stupid people

Wow shes getting fat
yeah i bet shes sad eating

by WILL-Y May 14, 2012

pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.

Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

by sammy dan August 22, 2006

eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 19, 2010

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.

Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.

by td9187 April 1, 2013