douche-noodle

A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."

The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.

The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.

Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?

Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)

Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)

by gin gin san January 15, 2011

douchebag

Gov. Scott Walker

Republican Governor Scott Walker is a douchebag

by Forthemiddleclass March 17, 2011

douche bag

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates

by anonymous April 3, 2005

Douchebaganism

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douche slutted whore

this word is an accurate way of categorizing roughly 90 percent of all girls ages 18-26. It combines the obvious foulness associated with douching and the obvious promiscuity that a slutted whore would display. When calling your young ho just one word doesnt fit, try this, u will enjoy the effectiveness of it!

kate: oh my gosh, lets go back to the bar to get stephanie.
nathan: shut the fuck up you douche slutted whore. (smack)
kate:(crying)

by nate the great! January 20, 2009

douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.

When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.

by drumbeast June 30, 2009

Douchebag Move

To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche

If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.

That guy just tripped that lady into a water puddle. That was such a douchebag move.

by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009