Sucker dick

Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.

1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!

2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"

" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't

expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."

"Oh. Sweet."

3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".

by Hostrodamus July 8, 2015

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Kicked dick

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.

Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.

by wizecracker October 6, 2016

Boo dickhead

Used to make fun of someone’s misfortune or a dumb action. Typically used in a sarcastic tone.

“Bro I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet”
“Boo dickhead!”

by Not tf u January 5, 2019

young dick

Expression used by sexual predators when referring to adolescent male prey.

I need to get me some young dick.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

ick dickin

1. still "putting out" after a bad date
2. sleeping around with complete disregard for STDs/STIs

Roommate: So, how did your date go last night?
Girl: It was awful. My date was super obnoxious and kept hitting on other girls at the bar, yet I still decided to sleep with him.
Roommate: Oh girl, you were ick dickin!

by rbnights2020 January 2, 2020