crystal menthe 

A strong alcoholic beverage invented in August of 2006 in the Bahamas. As said by the name, it's most potent ingredient is Creme de Menthe. This obviously gives the drinker an overwhelming sensation that they are drinking listerine. Best taken in very small shots after slightly inebriated.

The name was a spin-off joke on the drug crystallized methamphetamine.

- "You wanna do shots?"
~ "Yeah, let's see how many crystal menthes we can handle."
- "No way, that stuff's way too strong .. and expensive."

crystal menthe by little orphan annie September 18, 2006

cryorities

A combination of the words cry and priorities. Typically used when people are crying about something that just doesn't matter, or while something much more important is at hand.

"Dude, if you're complaining about demoman being overpowered, you've got your cryorities out of order."

cryorities by eulo February 27, 2009

cryptocracy 

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

cryptocracy by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

CryBecky 

Glen Beck the face of the corporate propaganda machine for the FoxTard Nation.
The act of fake crying to prove your Anti-American Worker stance is good for working Americans, when in fact everyone knows it only benefits fascist corporations and their evil leaders.

The Retardican Party just shipped millions of jobs overseas and CryBecky is hailing it the best thing for the American Economy and working man ever, as he forces some fascist tears to fall while thinking of how much his corporate sponsors will pay him now to get the Retardicans to buy this load of shit.

CryBecky by RetardicanFodder December 1, 2010

crystal skull head 

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

crystal skull head by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014

crystal licker 

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

crystal licker by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

crypty 

Being crypty is when someone says something in a sneaky, unclear manner. The hidden message often is unobvious and difficult to understand.

The origin of the word is Latin: Crypticus

Paula: *Insert crypty sentence*

Inse: "Damn Paula, why are you being so crypty, be understandable already!"

crypty by Seattlebynight January 19, 2018