Broke The Condom

Your teammate dying leaving you unprotected

"Man i was playing fortnite and these nerds broke the condom"

Broke The Condom by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Ronald McDonald condom

When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

Ronald McDonald condom by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

how much cum can a condom hold by yessysir March 21, 2024

Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.

Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."

Stealing jizz out of a used condom by Hym Iam March 13, 2026

Condofy 

Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.

"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"

Condofy by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021

condour 

(Noun)
An unattractive, obese woman who takes advantage of drunk men.

I got so drunk last night, I slept with a condour.
Really? That's the third time this month!

condour by wmrocker June 24, 2011

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011