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pontiac game changer

An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.
I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.
by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009
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climate change

commonly referred to in speech as: "O NO CLIMAT CHANG"
real climate change:
winter
spring
summer
fall

fact: if there was no climate change the earth would be a stagnate climate and die.
blahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblah climate change
by nonsense man January 25, 2023
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loose change

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs
loose change isa video not coins
by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006
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seed change

a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift.

Two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. A crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. This radical change required a seasonal "seed change" 2) before industrial agriculture farmers would save seeds, gleening the best seeds at each harvest to plant next year's crop. If crops weren't doing well a new strain with favorable characteristics might do better and new seeds would have to be found; hence a "seed change" would be required.
You can't solve a problem with the same mind set that created the problem; a seed change is required.
by redscott May 27, 2010
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sex change victim

1. A person of either gender who, having undergone a sex-change, still looks obviously like their previous sex but believes this is not apparent.

2. A person who undergoes a sex-change procedure and later decides that it was all a big misunderstanding
1. A woman with a very full beard and an adam's apple
Note: deliberate sex change victims are to be praised

2. A psychologist persuades Jon that the reason for his insomnia is all down to the hidden female inside him
by everyone is good July 30, 2008
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change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
by housenog September 27, 2011
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stupid change

When a waitress gives you change that has you either give a lot of money or very little for the tip. This is a trick to guilt you, don't fall for it.

See example for better understanding.
I was out once and the bill came to $29. I gave the waitress a $50. She came back with my change, a $20 bill and a $1 bill, stupid change. Am I supposed to leave her a $20 tip on a $29 order? I think not! I left that stupid bitch one dollar. Maybe some other sucker will fall for her tricks.
by sterlingheights December 9, 2005
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