Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023

White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018

Connery carpet

Thick chest hair

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.

by Orez- December 7, 2012

corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason

Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night

by duemoturion June 10, 2017

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018

Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks

Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.

Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.

by johnwhat6 November 17, 2024

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014