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Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.
I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.
by Wes L November 12, 2005
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Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was born in Surrey, England, 30 March 1945. One of the finest blues guitarists of his generation. Played awesome guitar with The Yardbirds, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers (possibly some of his greatest work), and Cream. Other bands included the short-lived Blind Faith and Derek and The Dominos, before going solo with great success. Clapton's nicknames are "Slowhand", and even "God". Is a great player, but "greatest on the planet"? I dunno, he may not even be the greatest in Surrey (Jeff Beck grew up not too far from Clapton). Anyway, its debatable, but who wants to talk about music when you can be enjoying it instead?
1. Eric Clapton is a great guitar player, but what on earth does Roger Waters (also a great artist in his own right) have to do with anything?

2. Buddy Guy doesnt believe that you HAVE to be black to play the blues, neither did BB, Freddie and Albert, or Muddy Waters, so who the hell am I to argue with them?
by Malicious Matt September 26, 2005
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Ass Clapping Thunder Whore

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.
Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"
by Tolley Boy February 14, 2009
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Clapham Junction

If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again
by Last Chancer October 28, 2006
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Clapck

The sound heard when a man's ball sack smacks against a girl's pussy or taint area while he fucks her in the anus. The harder the penetration the louder the clapck. As well as the looser his testicles are, the better the sound effect.
Girl: I love the clapck when your testicles smack my twat.
by t0nydehtigeh October 13, 2010
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Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.
by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010
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Pussy clapping

When them stanky ass hoes be clapping them pussy lips so hard juices be flying out
by Jimmy lee420 March 15, 2019
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