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Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.
Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"
by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021
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Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.
While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play
by Agent 090 November 1, 2022
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gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.
by Km$ney June 6, 2018
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Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?
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brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.
Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse
by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017
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Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.
When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.
by The wise And All Knowing September 8, 2019
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Brandon walker

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker
by Cummins cider June 16, 2020
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