barditch

side of the road in west texas

texan #1: dude i need another beer and i gotta piss
texan girl: me too!
texan #2: alright! girls on one side of the barditch and boys on the other

by dustidarlene August 7, 2009

bard

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

by Morte October 12, 2003

boardmaker

Used on Neopets, mainly on a plot group. Also called BM's. I think OLDPD is the only plot group that has them. When a board explodes (reaches 500 posts), a boardmaker will create a new board. I think boardmakers are kind of useless, yet helpful at the same time. Some people don't deserve to be boardmakers. They say boardmakers are chosen from "among long-time, trusted OLDPDers." (copyright neopets.com/~andbu). Some of the boardmakers aren't even helpful. Some do deserve to be boardmakers. Those peope are nice, funny, and helpful. But most aren't. They just sit there and brag. :/

Boardmaker: Thinking-*Hmmmm...I'm a boardmaker now, so I think I'll post whatever good restock I get, and whenever I get a trophy in a game and whenever I win against a battledome challenger.

by Not Telling. July 2, 2007

boardhead

a surfer

"... I am a lion."
"You're a hopeless boardhead."
"And proud of it..."

Dean Koontz. "The Husband"

by knavehearts June 4, 2009

The Boardwalk

Where the scene/emo kids hang out, smoking and drinking, there is usually at least 2 or more police standing there and arresting people. The boardwalk is usually at a shopping center, but no one shops, they just stand there on their hiptops, trying to be cool.

Like omg, lets tell my parents that we're going to the mall and actually just hang out on the boardwalk, get magget and smoke a packet of cigarettes.

by 56467 June 23, 2009

bardog

habitual daily drinker at a bar, may or may not fit into the bar clique crowd, but usually does; and gets most of their daily gossip from the other bardogs.

Bardog "x" dog sits down at bar and orders a drink, says "how you doin" to bardog "y" ; Y tells him everything from who is fuc...who to who wipes their ass the wrong way.

by gergeis January 11, 2009

bardot

An amazing girl who knows exactly what’s going on at all times and has a great personality as well as looks.

Wow, she truly is a bardot.

by G0rl October 29, 2018