Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.
Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!
by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
by NotKeithhhhh March 29, 2018
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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The Wind Chamber

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet
Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '
by PBC January 16, 2008
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Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
by February 25, 2023
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shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.
“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”
by PMan401 October 26, 2019
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