twanker

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

by anycon December 23, 2004

Twatt

Small town on Orkney Islands, Scotland. Not to be confused with twat, i.e. cunt.

Fancy going to Twatt today?

by ANTg December 28, 2005

twastika

A disparaging term given to the derogatory symbol of Feminism, created by internet humorist Maddox. It is a swastika with dashes underneath the main "arms" to form four rotating letter "F's," for "feminism. "Twastika" is derived from "twat" and "swastika."

"Raise those twastikas high, ladies!"

by P. Dub January 31, 2007

Twat Hammer

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009

Shoreditch twat

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.

Look at that Shoreditch twat across the road.

by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005

Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.

Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.

by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.

Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!

by That's my ass! April 23, 2009