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human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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supremacy of self

power over myself
I belive in this method supremacy of self
by Brandi m dukes September 2, 2017
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Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
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go ahead with your bad self

by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Selfawarewolf

Someone who points out their own bigotry, mistakes, or flawed reasoning, often in other people, but fails to realize that they’re in the wrong whatsoever. Sometimes they stumble upon or describe the exact thing they’re doing wrong, nearly transforming into a genuinely self-aware creature.... but they’re still in denial.
A: “Anti-vaxxers are crazy! They don’t listen to science, and they just block anyone who disagrees with them.”
B: “Aren’t you anti-vax?”
A: “No, I’m just against vaccination, it’s different.”

B: “Gonna have to call selfawarewolf on that one, chief.”
A: “Blocked.”
by gaymergirl March 14, 2021
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selfie overload

Taking an overload of photos of ones self using a mobile device
Using the reverse camera feature on a cell phone, or tablet to take photos of ones self, then uploading them to a social media platform constantly resulting in a selfie overload. Normally done by teenagers or self absorbed individuals
by Wildflower615 December 2, 2013
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Selfishism

The belief that, although you think socialism is evil and wrong, it's okay with it when it benefits you personally.

You'll take advantage of any socialist programs and claim disability benefits, unemployment benefits, or old age government pensions for yourself, all while complaining about everyone else who does the same.
Alice: That person kept posting about how socialism is going to corrupt America, yet now they're posting that Social Security benefits for seniors should be increased.

Bob: That's selfishism for you.
by Alastra June 6, 2021
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