jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

jizz plank by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Face-planked 

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

Face-planked by Nightsky December 18, 2022

Frisbee Planks 

Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.

Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.

Sure man, just start planking when your ready.

Frisbee Planks by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium May 17, 2023

Hoenkie Plankie 

Said to celebrate your victory of something, can also be used as a way of saying i love you. First made by the dutch youtuber royalistiq

Hoenkie Plankie! ik heb die furry verbrandt

Hoenkie Plankie by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy 

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

non-planking-push-up pussy by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Happy plank day 

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.

Timmy: Happy plank day!

Happy plank day by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023

MANGO PHONK 

A W Phonk song

Me: *Listens to MANGO PHONK"
Me: Boii this is tuff 🍷🗿

MANGO PHONK by WOCKTOPOLAND October 14, 2024